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Ok not really but the title sounded cool right? 🙂 Here’s some funny quotes that made me smile in the past few days….
*”Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.”*
*Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!*
*Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.*
*Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.*
*Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.*
*If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
*The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain*
And my favorite Jim Henson Quote:
Jim Henson Rule of Writing: When stuck for an ending, just have a monster eat everything, blow something up, or throw penguins in the air.
Some quotes were found on:
http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/funnyquotes4.shtml
Some graphics were found here:
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/calvin-and-hobbes/images/318447/title/dancing-photo
http://www.gifmania.us/comic/Calvin_Hobbes/
